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2004-07-03 @ 12:30 p.m.

Family's coming today. The Evil Grandmother, my aunt and her new sweetness THE BABY FROM RUSSIA, The Bitches of Eastwick (my dad's brother's three daughters ), their evil mother, my dad's cool but alcoholic brother, my annoying and morbidly obese uncle. And that's leaving out the assholes that already live here.

And tomorrow, the fun really begins. Because my grandpa and his evil new wife Dorothy-Who-I-Do-Not-Like want us to come down and watch the stupid fireworks and their stupid ghetto beach and eat stupid roasted wild pig. Thanks, but no thanks.

Oh god. So Hailey, my beautiful long haired dog. Got groomed. We paid $80 to have someone come to the house and bathe and groom her. And she got SHAVED. I'm sure the man didn't mean to. And he was very nice. But my beautiful russet colored puppy is now a short-haired blonde. She is so ugly. U-G-L-Y. SOOOO ugly. Because her head and her tail are still normal. But then the rest of her has a crew cut. It's horrific.

And now we all make fun of her.

Which lightens up the otherwise tense situation. Like my mom. Who is being THE WORLD'S MOST OBNOXIOUS HUMAN BEING EEVER. I seriously cannot wait to get to Orlando.

And Kimberly's supposed to drive up and that will be fun.

I think I'm going to take a nap now. Love you guys...

Love, Me

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